人=吃飯+睡覺+上班+玩
人=吃飯+睡覺+上班+玩
豬=吃飯+睡覺
代入: 人=豬+上班+玩
移項: 人-玩=豬+上班
結論: 不懂玩的人=會上班的豬
男人=吃飯+睡覺+掙錢
豬=吃飯+睡覺
代入: 男人=豬+掙錢
移項: 豬=男人-掙錢
所以男人不掙錢就等於豬
女人=吃飯+睡覺+花錢
豬=吃飯+睡覺
代入: 女人=豬+花錢
移項: 女人-花錢=豬
結論: 不花錢的女人都是豬
綜上:
男人為了讓女人不變成豬而掙錢!
女人為了讓男人不變成豬而花錢!
男人+女人=兩頭豬
總結:
為了不讓我自己變成豬,只好努力花錢啦
哈哈哈~~~
To LE
12 年前
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Hi Judy,
Did you invent these formulae? They are brilliant! I like the sense of humour within them!
我在Lenny的網誌裡看到你和Krystal也有參加UBC台灣同學會的聚會耶^^
最近好嗎？所有的事都往前衝吧：）
超搞笑的
我也要為了不變成豬而花錢!!!
哈哈哈
To Krys:
No, i didn't invent this, well I wish i could. hehe... I got this from a forward e-mail, but surely it's funny.
TO Joy:
Wow, I didn't know that u know Lenny. Yea, both krystal and me are joining the UBCTTA to help out with the events.
So so, how are u doing? where are u now ne?? haven't hear from you for a while.
To FuFu:
hehe.... let's keep up with not being piggys. (pancake might get crazy lo, wahahahaha~~)
Update! Update!
Man=Eat+Sleep+Job+Update
Pig=Eat+Sleep
Means:
Man=Pig+Job+Update
Pig=Man-Job-Update
Woman=Eat+Sleep+Shopping+Update
Pig=Eat+Sleep
Means:
Woman=Pig+Shopping+Update
Woman-Shopping-Update=Pig
Update!Update!
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